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Terminator Genisys

2.5 Anthony Macali

John Connor sends Kyle Reese back in time to protect his mother Sarah Connor.

"Terminator Genisys" is a sequel/reboot/redux, which inspires you to track down and watch the far superior original films. Made primarily to serve the faithful fans, all the winks and nods to the previous instalments cannot overcome the lacklustre and somewhat confusing plot. While it's a thrill to see a classic cast member return as a T-800, the subdued action sequences, which rely heavily on CGI, deliver little threat when these remarkably durable robots fight one another. A franchise close to obsolete.


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Inside Out

4.5 Anthony Macali

When young Riley is forced to move house with her parents, she must reconcile the constantly changing emotions in her brain.

"Inside Out" is so comprehensive and creative in its depiction of what goes on inside our heads, you are almost convinced it is real. This remarkable animation is super clever in its colourful representation of human emotions and memories, creating an indelible, heartfelt and amusing cinematic experience. Exploring the imaginary world of the mind generates excitement at every turn, and its frantic pace and sharp wit will captivate onlookers of all ages. Pure joy.


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Minions

4.0 Anne Murphy

Minions are recruited by a super-villain who hatches a plot to take over the world.

The population of minions, rambunctious yellow characters, are seeking a dastardly villain to serve. It seems they're better at finding a leader than keeping them. On their extraordinary adventures they are good at getting into trouble and even better at slapstick play. Their antics are endearing, you can't help but be charmed by their gibberish language and their wide eyed innocence. Young audiences will be delighted by this winning formula, while older folk will be thoroughly amused. Mellow yellows, not at all despicable.


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Ted 2

4.0 Anthony Macali

Ted and Tami-Lynn get married, but when they evaluate their options for having children, the government questions Ted's status as a person.

Ted returns alive and well in this sequel, with all of the crude vulgarity and boyish humour that accompanied his first outing into the world. While the story arch remains familiar, the jokes are fast and fresh. If you can handle elevated levels of weed inhalation and sperm deposits that feature in this film, then you may find similarly offensive material laugh-out-loud funny. An amusing piece of property.


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Woman In Gold

3.0 Anthony Macali

Maria Altmann, a Jewish refugee exiled from her country during the war, fights a legal battle to restore ownership of paintings that were stolen from her family by the Nazis.

"Woman in Gold" tells an important story rich in history, but its retelling in this feature is bland and uninspired. Relying heavily on flashbacks to give the otherwise uneventful narrative some much-needed action, the chaos of the war is captured shrewdly, stirring the emotions. While the life of this restitution battle remains decidedly one-sided, the two leads show strong and engaging performances, which ultimately make this picture worthwhile. A court battle of pure gold.


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Jurassic World

3.5 Anthony Macali

The re-branded theme park "Jurassic World" is trying to introduce some new genetically engineered dinosaurs to the island in a attempt to attract new visitors.

"Jurassic World" might lack the awe and wonder of its original predecessor, but still delivers a thrilling, albeit superfluous experience. This exhibit is low on fresh ideas, reviving a franchise we thought was extinct and presenting it to a new generation, while cleverly feeding the nostalgia of previous visitors. Bolstered by a strong cast, the most impressive species in this film are the humans. The two leads are a highlight, breathing life and fun to this ride. A prehistoric rehash.


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Entourage

3.5 Stefan Bugryn

Hollywood superstar Vincent Chase makes his directorial debut, which wreaks havoc for everyone.

The elements of this film remains faithful to its source, ensuring "Entourage" was made for the fans. It doesn't have that 'epic' feel and the stakes aren't higher than they normally were; it almost feels like just another episode where the ending is a little abrupt, feeling rushed without giving its audience comfortable foreclosure. Nevertheless, the characters and their bromance remain as charming as ever, with no love lost for them and their antics. It has everything you expect, sure to satisfy its admirers, and maybe win a posse of new ones.


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San Andreas

3.5 Anthony Macali

A helicopter pilot embarks on a mission to save his daughter after the state of California is rocked by a series of devastating earthquakes.

"San Andreas" is an action extravaganza; a non-stop avalanche of shattered windows, twisted metal and edge of your seat thrills. This disaster film features all types of craft – land, sea and air – each piloted by our hulking hero, who provides a continuous tremor of suspense and peril. Relying heaving on some commendable special effects, this completely ridiculous story packs it all in. Hard to fault.


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Tomorrowland

3.0 Stefan Sgarioto

Frank and Casey travel to a place somewhere in time and space known only as Tomorrowland.

Despite captivating visuals and an exciting imaginative palate, this space mission struggles to keep steady traction due to inconsistent storytelling. On the one hand the audience isn't bogged down with too much science. On the other, the film refuses to divulge any secrets behind the mysterious "Tommorrowland" until the third act. This waiting game makes the story slightly less engaging. But it's still an epic adventure; filled to the brim with spectacle, positivity and hope. Take me to "Tomorrowland" today.


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Spy

3.5 Anthony Macali

A CIA analyst is forced onto the field to recover a nuclear bomb after the identities of the organisations agents are compromised.

In this film, the style and sophistication of the spy genre is turned on its head, drawing plenty of laughs from the 'fish out of water' plot device. Agent Cooper, the aggressive and foul-mouthed analyst turned secret agent, is unequivocally the star of the show, cracking countless jokes, and making a mockery of the deliberately clichéd and amusing espionage setups. While the story is silly, the great supporting cast do a good job in complementing this one-woman show. License to farce.


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Mad Max: Fury Road

4.0 Stefan Bugryn

Two rebels in a post-apocalyptic wasteland attempt to restore order from a megalomaniac overlord.

This cranked up adrenalin ride of a film makes you feel like you've had a full body workout just by watching it. Utterly insane, yet utterly brilliant at the same time, everything in this mad world is hyper-real, over the top, and bloody amazing. It feels like it never slows down, even though, on rare occasions, it does. And those moments actually work rather poetically, demonstrating a perfect blend of artistry and entertainment. A rare occasion where returning to a classic film franchise has worked. Furiously fun.


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Pitch Perfect 2

3.0 Anthony Macali

In a bid to overturn their recent suspension, The Barden Bellas compete in the A Capella World Championships, where they meet their international rival Das Sound Machine.

"Pitch Perfect 2" will find it hard to rival the success of its first outing, but there are still plenty of witty jokes, crude slapstick and politically incorrect commentary to delight audiences. The weakest part of this sequel is the story, which invests more in the laughs, than the drama. While the strength of the original cast is bolstered by fresh additions, the film ultimately lacks the rhythm and catchy tunes of the predecessor. Corny, forgettable, yet still very funny. Das good.


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Unfriended

3.5 Anthony Macali

A Skype conversation within a group of high-school kids goes awry when an unknown person infiltrates their digital world.

For the entire length of its short-running time, "Unfriended" takes place on a computer screen. This high-concept setting is the best thing about this horror movie. A techie's wet dream, its brilliance lies in its detail, adeptly capturing modern-day communication and its various tools. You won't sympathise with a lot of the characters, and you aren't supposed to. The only exception is the young girl who forms the premise, and perpetuates the strong anti-cyberbullying message. Like.


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Avengers: Age of Ultron

4.0 Anthony Macali

In his attempts to create an AI robot to protect the world, Tony Stark inadvertently triggers the birth of Ultron, a machine hellbent on destruction.

Want to see a group of costumed heroes smash a whole bunch of robots, with great humour and style? Then "Avengers: Age of Ultron" is for you. With unlimited state-of-the-art tech at their disposal, the film-makers have created a universe of gleaming special effects and relentless action. Rarely do you get the opportunity to take a breath, as a barrage of set pieces power through the less than modest running time. It's a fantastic age to save the world.


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The DUFF

3.5 Jan Di Pietro

A high school senior instigates a social pecking order revolution after finding out that she has been labelled the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) to her prettier more popular friends.

This film is the epitome of pop culture: there are social media gags left, right and center. There are times when the story feels like one long advertisement for the film's fad catch phrase, 'duff', but it warms on you, and becomes genuinely funny thanks to enjoyable performances and clever script work. Don't expect art, but this could be a defining film for young spectators. Bring your "DUFF" to this one.


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Fast and Furious 7

3.5 Anthony Macali

Deckard Shaw seeks revenge against Dominic Toretto and his family for the death of his brother.

"Fast and Furious 7" is completely ridiculous. To expect anything different, especially after seven installments, would make you as absurd as this film. This movie is pure vehicular mayhem, and despite the preposterous nature of the stunts and story, is also surprisingly and unavoidably fun. Jet-setting from one major set-piece to the next, the action sequences smash the boundaries of thrills and frivolity. All your favourite characters are back, saving the world in style and charming the audience with the unexplained abundance of cars at their disposal. If only cars could fly.


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Get Hard

2.5 Stefan Sgarioto

When an Banker is wrongfully convicted for fraud, he enlists the help of the man who washes his car.

"Get Hard" is exactly what you'd expect it to be: stupidly nonsensical and immature. With repetitive jokes about prison rape, ethnic minorities, class status and homosexuality the focal point, this film is borderline offensive, occasionally funny, but ultimately wears itself too thin. The progression of story is also stunted significantly due to how much time is devoted to the antics of a makeshift prison. The idea of an actual narrative almost seems a second thought. By no means a side splitter, but not entirely void of the occasional laugh either - perhaps I'm just getting soft.


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Cinderella

4.0 Anne Murphy

When her father unexpectedly passes away, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and her daughters.

This version of the classic fairy tale "Cinderella" is simply spellbinding and will enchant a new generation of little people, especially those who love dress ups. A thoroughly modern angle is that a young woman is most desired for her kindness and inner beauty. The movie brims with visible beauty too. There are spectacular magical effects, stunning vistas of the mythical kingdom, and watch for a star turn by the fairy good mother. Here's to happily ever after.


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Top Five

2.0 Anne Murphy

A comedian tries to make it as a serious actor when his reality-TV star fiancée talks him into broadcasting their wedding on her TV show.

The phrases 'intermittently funny', 'crass' and 'predictable' are all that's needed to sum up "Top Five" and then words fail. If only words had failed the writer, director, and lead actor.


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Insurgent

2.0 Stefan Sgarioto

Following the events of Divergent, Tris continues her fight against the elite leaders of post-apocalyptic Chicago.

"Insurgent" struggles to deliver the same energy and emotion as its other young adult adapted counterparts; due in part to its convoluted premise, wooden characters and a lack of story progression. In the end, it all just seems rather pointless and predictable. Whilst the film is polished nicely with a hip visual style and stunning action sequences, it's all a ruse to hide what is a rather bland interior. If you're craving another dystopian teenage rebellion, stay hungry a little longer.


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Still Alice

4.5 Anne Murphy

A linguistics professor and her family find their bonds tested when she is diagnosed with Early-onset Alzheimer's Disease.

For all of its compassion and sensitivity "Still Alice" is, in part, a horror story. Anyone who has experienced the deterioration of somebody close with any form of dementia will recognise this woman’s descent into confusion and the possibility that the same could happen to any of us. It is a heartbreaking tale to watch, thanks to the talented cast who make each scene believable, and of course there is no chance of a happy ending. Still only a shell of Alice.


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Chappie

3.5 Andrew O'Dea

A one-time police droid becomes the first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself.

"Chappie" is full of intriguing ideas, but perhaps its greatest feat lies in the sense of empathy we feel for a sentient robot we know very well not to be human. The interaction between the title character and exaggerated personas of his gangster co-stars is seamless and feels absolutely genuine. Ultra-violent choreography and stunning visual effects underpin whimsical and heartfelt moments of humour. If you can forgive the flimsy narrative and embrace its sentimental intentions, this film remains an entertaining sci-fi romp. Happy Chappie.


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Unfinished Business

1.0 Thomas Jones

A hard-working small business owner and his two associates travel to Europe to close the most important deal of their lives.

"Unfinished Business" is full of hot air. The suits, the briefcase full of papers, and the 'figures' they keep talking about are all part of a charade, for what is essentially a sketch comedy show full of dick, boob, and sex jokes. It's about as satisfying as bocconcini, which for those who are allergic to dairy, are little mouthfuls of nothing. The humour will appeal to the lowest common denominator, so if you have a brain maybe take your business elsewhere.


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The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

3.0 Anthony Macali

Sonny pursues his expansionist dream of opening a second hotel.

"The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel" recycles the formula of its first incarnation, and succeeds once again thanks to the vigour and humour of its cast. While the plot in this edition is not particularly grand, the beloved elderly troupe carry the drama through the colourful and gleaming streets of India, notwithstanding the addition of a few fresh faces, whose introduction could be considered the only distinction from the first film. Same cup of tea, lots of sugar.


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Seventh Son

2.0 Andrew O'Dea

Young Thomas is apprenticed to the local Spook to learn to fight evil spirits. His first great challenge comes when the powerful Mother Malkin escapes her confinement while the Spook is away.

"Seventh Son" is an over-produced and under-conceived fantasy epic full of swordplay, sorcery and snores. Despite an impressive set design and visuals, the slick CGI isn't enough to compensate for a predictable narrative that fails to produce any semblance of originality or imagination, as the talents of a promising cast are wasted amongst a barrage of animated monsters, explosions and some downright perplexing accents. Son of a dud.