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Deadpool

4.0 Stefan Sgarioto

After a wise-cracking mercenary is subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, he adopts the alter-ego 'Deadpool'.

It quickly becomes apparent that the film doesn't take itself seriously and neither should its audience. The self-satisfying nature and constant breaking of the fourth wall makes "Deadpool" unlike any other superhero film you've seen... in all the best ways. Constantly hilarious, superbly brutal and consistently vulgar, this antihero manages to deliver an acceptable superhero origin story fit for a multi-million-dollar franchise. Deadly fun.


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Dirty Grandpa

3.0 Stefan Sgarioto

Right before his wedding, an uptight young guy is tricked into driving his grandfather to Florida for Spring Break.

"Dirty Grandpa" aims to shock and horrify viewers with its crude humour and a complete disregard for boundaries. It's a combination that makes quite a violating viewing experience. The running joke throughout – where a perverted senior citizen exhibits the libido of a teenager - is made to be as uncomfortable as possible. There are laughs to be had, but they often come with that bad taste that lingers after the joke has worn off. No maturity found here.


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The 5th Wave

1.5 Anthony Macali

An alien force arrives on Earth and attempts to rid the planet of all the humans via its five phase plan.

The most confusing thing about "The 5th Wave" is trying to decipher what it's about... triumph of the human spirit and survival, or the hopelessness of humanity against greater natural forces? Ashamedly, could it even be a young girl caught in a dystopian love triangle between her pubescent crush and ambiguous saviour? Sadly the latter tends to steal the spotlight and is one of many disappointments in a rather lazy film consisting of shabby special effects and clunky dialogue. The umpteenth young adult end-of-the-world adaptation.


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Goosebumps

2.5 Stefan Sgarioto

A teenage boy teams up with author R.L Stine to round up monsters that have come to life from Stines' Goosebumps manuscripts.

Whilst the self-referential humour of "Goosebumps" may be lost on some, there are still plenty of special effects and mindless humour to keep the rest entertained. Although the inconsistent accents can be overlooked, what lets the film down is a lack of stakes. With an abundance of memorable monsters available from the source material back catalogue, it’s unfortunate that many of them just become a blurry figure in a stampeding crowd. Perhaps it’s not the trip down memory lane one might hope for, but enough to give you goose bumps.


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The Big Short

4.0 Anne Murphy

Three parallel stories of different men who realised how precarious the US housing and investment markets were on the eve of the Great Financial Crisis.

"The Big Short" is a bold movie that is both cynical and humourous in its fact based analysis of the loose and rampant practices of the banking system. It's as scary as it is entertaining while affirming the theory that money markets are driven by fear and greed. Unexpected vignettes serve to explain the almost inexplicable structures used in the bond market, with parody being the perfect vehicle. Could well go a little longer.


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Sisters

2.5 Anthony Macali

After discovering their parents are selling their childhood home, two sisters decide to throw one last party at the place.

"Sisters" skirts the topic of growing old, and demonstrates the obvious and pitiful differences to the glory days of the past. To acknowledge this film as a study of women in their mid-forties would be giving it too much credit. This is lowest common denominator comedy, relying on its fantastic leading ladies and the surprisingly crass language spurting from their mouths. It certainly won't win any awards, but there is never a dull moment between the sharp wit and the low-brow. Siblings behaving badly.


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Joy

3.0 Stefan Sgarioto

Joy, a divorced mother of two, overcomes financial and family trouble to become the founder of a large business dynasty by inventing the Miracle Mop.

"Joy" is a fairly basic story about the rise of an underdog - with the main character navigating failures and defying the odds to succeed. Even in Joy's case, which includes both the support and betrayal of her unconventional family, it's nothing we haven't seen before. The most surprising aspect is that a story about the creation of a mop can be so entertaining. Despite some great casting and quirky dialogue, it does suffer from a confused tonal palette, not always sure where it should be hitting the mark between comedy and drama. Some joy to be had.


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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

3.0 Anthony Macali

The dark First Order face The Resistance in the hunt for BB-8, a droid harbouring a map believed to detail the location of the missing Luke Skywalker.

"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" makes a triumphant return, but sadly this wistful event will only leave its fans rejoicing. A new generation of amiable characters are introduced, and familiar ones welcomed back, yet the story fails to take-off. Flashy action pieces and an overpowering sense of nostalgia struggle to hide the obvious dip at the halfway mark, as the film is forced to echo and salvage elements of its past to complete its mission. A billion-dollar franchise awakens.


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By the Sea

2.5 Anne Murphy

The marriage of a heavy drinking writer and his wife comes under scrutiny when they holiday in a small French seaside village.

The celebrity pull of the lead actors is undeniable, and it even feels a little voyeuristic to be watching this couple as they play out their relationship as another imagined pair. "By the Sea" is intriguing and stylish, but also very long. This lengthy movie is not well served by its languid pace, and at times seems to stretch on interminably. In addition to the star power the stunning seaside setting ensures watchability. That sinking feeling.


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Bridge of Spies

3.5 Anthony Macali

An American lawyer defending a Russian spy becomes part of a negotiation of prisoners.

"Bridge of Spies" begins as a curious courtroom drama, laying the foundations for a treacherous negotiation set against the Cold War, where intel and espionage rule. The period is remarkably recreated, the look and detail conveniently transporting us back in time, complete with particularly poignant scenes of the infamous Berlin Wall being erected. For a film that mostly takes place in embassies with officials drinking scotch behind closed doors, it's surprisingly engaging thanks to the fierce dialogue and air of tension. Bridge to a bygone era.


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Creed

3.5 Stefan Bugryn

The son of the late Apollo Creed encourages Rocky Balboa out of retirement to coach him into a championship fight.

This film is a solid piece of entertainment. No new ground broken, it works by sticking to the franchise’s tried-and-true formula, veering only slightly to explore one character's dynasty. Packing the biggest punch are the performances, which are genuine, and totally engrossing. Combined with a great traditional sports drama storyline, it introduces old characters to a new audience, whilst never abandoning the loyal fans. Not a knockout, but still puts up a good fight.


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In the Heart of the Sea

1.5 Anthony Macali

Inspired by Moby Dick, a ship is stranded at sea after its hunt for whale oil turns sour after a confrontation with a giant sperm whale.

Being stranded at sea is a terrible experience; hungry and trapped with no end in sight. It's an ordeal similar to watching this film, so make sure you bring popcorn to stave off the hunger. "In the Heart of the Sea" stinks, and no amount of computer-generated whales and their blow-holes were going to save this ship from sinking. The story is so boring and uninvolved that you just don't care; about any of the characters, or their fate. Stay clear of this storm. Disaster of the sea.


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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

4.0 Anthony Macali

Katniss Everdeen leads a rebellion onto the Capital in search of its dictator President Snow.

"The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2" is war: a war of conflict, but more so a war of words and propaganda. The final instalment of the franchise provides a valuable examination of the subject, exposing the horrors of dispassionate politics and countless fatalities to its younger audience. Propelled by a bold story and even bolder hero, this fitting finale doesn't disappoint, darting through its significant running time with just the right amount of action, excitement and despair. An eerie and all too familiar revolution.


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Spectre

3.5 Thomas Jones

A dying wish sends James Bond on a rogue mission to uncover an evil criminal organisation.

'If it ain't broke, don't fix it' seems to be the attitude of the filmmakers in the 24th installment of this franchise, as it sticks to the famous formula. Original? Noo… with a double O. We see our blue-eyed spy doing what he does best, catching planes, trains and automobiles, fighting scar faced evildoers, and seducing pretty women with accents. The scale of the opening sequence is awesome, but the middle is a bit all over the shop. However the world is saved when the action is heightened towards its more entertaining end, giving audiences the full spectrum.


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Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

1.0 Stefan Sgarioto

Using a special camera that can see spirits, a family finds out that their daughter is the target of a demonic entity.

The tired and overused format of the Paranormal Activity franchise becomes apparent in its fifth and supposedly final outing, concluding not with a bang but with a fizzle. While it does try a few new tricks, 'The Ghost Dimensions' forgoes the "what you can’t see is scarier" tactic and elects to show you a lot more of the 'activity'. Unfortunately with this lacklustre effort, in addition to the extremely disappointing finale, much of the tension and suspense is lost. Ghastly one-dimensional.


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Burnt

3.0 Anthony Macali

A washed-up Chef decides to return to the kitchen, repairing his broken relationships of past.

"Burnt" combines all the common ingredients to feed a familiar story. But the audience's appetite is kept whet as the film goes deep inside the belly of the restaurant beast. The scenes set in the kitchen are hot and temperamental, with many chefs furiously cooking and plating food. The rapid editing grants the audience a genuine sense of the pace and stress of the job. While the character drama isn't so appealing, with its tired and predictable manner, it's enough to satisfy a film genre rarely explored. 3 (non-Michelin) stars.


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Crimson Peak

2.5 Anthony Macali

An aspiring author, haunted by the ghost of her mother, falls in love with an engineer seeking funds for a clay harversting machine.

Early in the piece, mother ghost remarks "Beware of Crimson Peak"... and sadly it's a warning to be heeded by all. This gothic romance is incredibly dull, and no amount of lavish production can bring it to life. Sure it's creepy, and certain characters are appropriately sinister, living in their haunted house brimming with broken timber, oozing red clay, and white snow. For all its effort, it achieves little in the scare or excitement stakes. A hollow tragedy.


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The Walk

4.5 Anthony Macali

In 1974, French artist Philippe Petit dreams of walking a tightrope across the World Trade Centre.

"The Walk" is an amazing film that grants its audience a true appreciation of the outlandish imagination and endeavour of the feat at hand. Such simple conceit is extended to a marvellous story, revealing the outright madness of its artist and the elaborate logistics of suspending a cable 400m above the ground. The iconic Twin Towers are gloriously reconstructed, and the dizzying view from the top is both beautiful and terrifying. Spectacular visuals and brilliant 3D place you right on the wire, drawing you into a tense and deeply emotional experience. A coup to remember.


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The Martian

4.0 Anne Murphy

A space mission to Mars leaves an astronaut behind, thinking he perished in a fierce storm.

Forget the man in the moon, now there is a man on Mars. The notion of a person stranded in time and space on the red planet is incredible. Thanks to skillful cinematography the scenario with all of its desolation is surprisingly believable. At least "The Martian" is worthy of suspending disbelief. The best part of this sci-fi escapade; it is filled with humour and humanity, and not to mention a disco soundtrack. Take your protein pills, and put your helmet on.


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Black Mass

3.0 Anthony Macali

The true story of James "Whitey" Bulger, who became an FBI informant to rid the Mafia competition.

The portrayal of this notorious crime figure is absolutely chilling, and the performance alone warrants the existence of this film. However the simple way the narrative recreates the key moments of his life is less affecting. Time jumps, characters arrive and inevitably go, and it often feels disconnected. So while it doesn't offer any incisive insight into this Boston baddie, apart from the fact that he was a very violent and intimidating man, a gangster flick is always fascinating. Mass murder.


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The Intern

3.5 Anthony Macali

An online fashion site offer a senior Internship program to boost their public image.

"The Intern" is a feel-good outfit, which will appeal to a wide audience. Despite the cliché setup, the film is stylish, and is carried with aplomb by the two delectable leads. This unconventional pairing is clearly the best part, as they drive the most laughs and delight in sharing their stories and offering life lessons. While it might languish in the final third when a heap of drama and themes are forced upon the narrative, its overarching sweetness will please its buyers. The perfect fatherly figure.


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Everest

3.0 Anne Murphy

A re-enactment of the harrowing Everest mountain expeditions on May 10 1996.

"Everest" boasts a big name cast, but the indisputable star role is filled by the mountain itself. The remarkable cinematography shows it as lofty and imposing and all due glory is afforded to nature. Sadly human drama is one of the understated elements. The superficial view of the impassioned and zealous characters is problematic. There are too many people with too many untold back stories, and just too many unanswered questions. Apparently 'the bigger the better' does not always hold true. Ain't no mountain high enough?


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Pan

3.0 Anne Murphy

The back story to the character Peter Pan; the tale of an orphan boy who embarks on an adventure to discover his history and magical powers.

The target audience will be spell-bound by the central little boy's colourful and daring adventures. In "Pan" the CGI and 3D are used to boisterous effect. There's plenty of derring-do as rip-roaring battles follow one after another. Unfortunately the technical effects don't quite cover for the lack of storyline. The plot is missing from action and it looks like the best parts of this tale have already been told. Pan-handled.


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The Visit

3.0 Stefan Bugryn

Two young children visit their grandparents for the first time and realise something is very wrong.

The plot twist is no new thing to cinema, and when it’s executed correctly, it can make a film feel refreshing and new. The twist in "The Visit" is incredibly clever, and breathes fresh air to a somewhat boring script after the half way mark. For a large portion of the film, it feels like everything is on repeat. If it weren't for the natural and very engaging performances from the two very young leads, it could be considered quite unentertaining. Come for the visit, stay for the surprise.


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Sicario

4.5 Anne Murphy

An FBI agent is co-opted into joining a special government operation against Mexican drug cartels.

"Sicario" takes us deep into an apocalyptic frontier of the war on drugs. We delve into a complex moral ground where there is no forgiveness, only bloody retribution, and where law enforcers are lawless. Brace yourself for a place where virility is king, sexism is taken for granted and racism is fact. Many lines are crossed, and the question is 'do the ends justify the means'? In either case this brilliant movie amplifies some flaws and futility in our real word. Intense.