Star Trek BeyondJessica Avelsgaard
The crew of the Starship Enterprise find an artifact on a mission that leads them into the clutches of a ruthless new villain.
"Star Trek Beyond" is an action filled space adventure that offers some incredibly entertaining character interactions, but little in the way of a tangible plot. Most bothersome is the way logic is thrown out the window purely for the sake of pushing the movie towards an oddly anti-climactic end. Impressive visuals and explosions galore do a commendable job of masking the missing story, making this an enjoyable yet flawed addition to the Star Trek franchise. Set phasers to Beastie Boys.
Swiss Army ManAnne Murphy
A man lost on a desolate shore finds a body that washes up with the tide and they embark on a surreal adventure together.
There is something excruciating about watching "Swiss Army Man". You want to love it as much as it loves itself, but it won't quite let you. The premise starts out as promising then gets bogged in pathos before going completely bonkers. The movie is almost carried by its weird originality and a masterful soundtrack, while the central buddy relationship is creatively imagined. Despite the lead's best efforts, the fart jokes start to reek. Playing dead.
The Legend of TarzanJessica Avelsgaard
An English Lord who was raised by apes in the wilds of Africa, returns to the jungle to battle slavery and the exploitation of the native people.
"The Legend Of Tarzan" is an epic adventure that explores the oppression of native African culture in the late 1800's. While it features majestic, sweeping panoramas, well executed action and a killer background score, all this spectacle cannot hide the flawed story at the belly of this beast. A lack of coherent structure in the storytelling is the major drawback for this otherwise entertaining and visually stimulating journey. Welcome to the jungle - clothing optional.
Independence Day: ResurgenceAnthony Macali
Having survived their first invasion, the people of planet Earth have united to construct an advanced weapon defense system utilising the advanced Alien technology.
"Independence Day: Resurgence" revives a cult favourite, making strong advancements in visual effects and cheesy storytelling. The setting is surprisingly futuristic, and you can see much time has been spent to build a world suitable for our uncannily attractive fighter pilots to fend off one big-ass invader ship. Attempting to recreate the flag-waving guilty pleasures of the first film was always going to be fraught with peril, however if you are happy to revisit corny film-making from a bygone era, this instalment is mindless fun. Alien invasion regurg.
Me Before YouJessica Avelsgaard
A recently retrenched young woman becomes the carer for a mercurial quadriplegic man and finds love where she least expected.
"Me Before You" is a hesitant and slow burning story of love and self-discovery. It's an interesting and unconventional take on the romance genre, but it isn't entirely convincing as some of the emotional blows miss their mark. Some superb moments of humor help to break up the drama along accompanied by an excellent soundtrack. Overall, the film plays viewer's heartstrings like a violin. Me before tissue.
Through a magical portal, a race of Orcs invade the realm of Azeroth in search of a new home.
Video games are typically a truly immersive experience, but sadly "Warcraft" the movie is not quite the same. The beginning is slow... very slow, grinding through the necessary setup required for all the noobs in the audience. Once we arrive at a point where we can vaguely recall the names of the clan, things become a little more interesting, exploring the admirable traditions of the Orcs, and challenging viewers with various mythologies and plot twists. Visually satisfying, breathtaking close-ups combat the less impressive vistas that deliberately mimic the source material. An honourable campaign.
Finding DoryAnne Murphy
The continuing under the ocean adventures of Dory the forgetful fish who sings.
"Finding Dory" is a colourful and visually stimulating marine adventure with stunning underwater vistas. Unfortunately, there's not much to delight audiences beyond those vivid splashy elements. The storyline is uncannily similar to its precursor, with one fish searching for another fish. There are some laugh out loud moments along with a low tide period where we're becalmed when neither the action nor the characters manage to hold viewer attention. It's disappointing that bullying sea-loins are portrayed as comic rather than offensive - poor role models. Go fish.
God WillingAnne Murphy
When a man announces that he is leaving medical school to become a priest there are various reactions from his family.
The question at the centre of this plot is around what we should believe and what can be trusted - science or faith? "God Willing" doesn't delve deeply into the question, and the very nature of a dilemma is the lack of a conclusive answer. This Italian comedy of manners has a slightly farcical touch. The good looking cast play for laughs, and it's impossible not to find the light-heartedness of this infectious movie and enjoy it. God bless.
The Nice GuysAnthony Macali
In 1970's Los Angeles, two private investigators begrudgingly collaborate to unravel a conspiracy surrounding the suspicious death of a porn actress.
"The Nice Guys" is a forgettable crime caper that's not overly funny or boring. It's a film largely carried by its two famous stars, who diverge from more traditional roles to bring their charm to the swinging 70's. They do make an amusing duo, and combined with a precocious and delightful team member, together they glide through the contrived plot with intermittent bouts of laughter. Harking back to the buddy-comedies of yesteryear, audiences wishing to relive the era and nostalgia with find the most enjoyment. Perfectly tolerable guys.
Mia MadreAnne Murphy
A film director tries to keep the camera rolling while she copes with her dying mother in her personal life.
"Mia Madre" is an intimate drama about family, raising a daughter and letting a mother leave. The central character is a film director, her movie shoot spiralling out of control while at the same time struggling to hold her personal life together. It is the recognisable lot of any working woman but it's all amplified to fit into a movie length story. Sadly there are not enough emotional hooks to keep us fully connected. Mumma Mia.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2Stefan Sgarioto
Amidst a massive family revelation that demands another Greek wedding, Toula and Ian also deal with the fact that their daughter wants move interstate for college.
It's quite easy to say that "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2" is bigger, fatter and 'Greekier' than its predecessor; however there comes a point when you realise you've been just been fed re-heated leftovers. Aside from a few plot tweaks, there isn't anything actually new being brought to the table. Not that it really matters though, because just like the first serving, there are plenty of crazy family antics and corny sitcom style jokes to keep the audience satisfied. No BYO baklava required.
The WitchAnne Murphy
A devout family of Puritans, in early colonial America, are outcast from their community.
"The Witch" gets off to a flying start. Pardon the pun as there are no broomsticks involved, and this film is without humour. The story does start well and builds some tension, but ultimately fails to deliver any real spine-tingling chills. The offering is not all that satisfying as we're left to interpret the action, and it's a bit too open ended. What did happen? Does religious fervour invite evil acts? What we do know is that this is an atmospheric folk-tale, or a moralistic warning. No cackles.
London Has FallenAnthony Macali
Leaders of the world gather in London for the funeral of the Prime Minister, only to discover it's a trap.
Much like its previous rescue, "London Has Fallen" delivers exactly on what it advertises on the tin. It's a ridiculous premise, with a set of cartoon cut-out world leaders, our magnanimous hero and a litany of terrorists. The action and explosions that follow rain debris across the great British city, with cheesy jokes aplenty. High ranking officials crowd round-tables in disbelief, and the key is not to treat their political melodrama too seriously... you will find more amusement this way. Arrive with low expectations and you won't be cross. This is bloody fun.
Hail, Caesar!Anthony Macali
When movie star Baird Whitlock goes missing, production is halted on the epic feature he was working on. It's just one of the many problems for studio executive Eddie Mannix to fix.
"Hail, Caesar!" is a homage to Hollywood's Golden Era and a platform for some larger political and spiritual questions littered across the directors' back catalogue. In isolation, there are a number of amusing and entertaining scenes, but often they don't seem to service the overall picture. The film is rich in period detail and delightful characters, but there is little to take away from its wide agenda apart from the occasional chuckle. A breezy salute.
Dirty GrandpaStefan Sgarioto
Right before his wedding, an uptight young guy is tricked into driving his grandfather to Florida for Spring Break.
"Dirty Grandpa" aims to shock and horrify viewers with its crude humour and a complete disregard for boundaries. It's a combination that makes quite a violating viewing experience. The running joke throughout – where a perverted senior citizen exhibits the libido of a teenager - is made to be as uncomfortable as possible. There are laughs to be had, but they often come with that bad taste that lingers after the joke has worn off. No maturity found here.
The Danish GirlAnthony Macali
Based on a true story, the marriage of artist Einar Wegener comes into question when his penchant for women's clothing prompts a transformation into the female persona Lili Elbe in the 1920s.
"The Danish Girl" is a delicate film, chronicling the extraordinary life of its protagonist in a very intimate way. With art as an ongoing theme, beautiful cinematography surround the intriguing character arcs. Striking, well grounded performances capture the volatility of the central relationship, exploring the ever-confused couple in their great distress. Perhaps falling short in its emotional impact, the story does successfully highlight an absence of social progression. The entangled artist.
Joy, a divorced mother of two, overcomes financial and family trouble to become the founder of a large business dynasty by inventing the Miracle Mop.
"Joy" is a fairly basic story about the rise of an underdog - with the main character navigating failures and defying the odds to succeed. Even in Joy's case, which includes both the support and betrayal of her unconventional family, it's nothing we haven't seen before. The most surprising aspect is that a story about the creation of a mop can be so entertaining. Despite some great casting and quirky dialogue, it does suffer from a confused tonal palette, not always sure where it should be hitting the mark between comedy and drama. Some joy to be had.
A retired composer and his longtime film director friend reflect on their lives at a Swiss Spa.
"Youth" is a film that demonstrates how growing old can change your perception on life, and once seen through the quirky gaze of its main characters, the world opens up. A luxury resort is the perfect setting to host a gathering of eccentric characters, and their odd and seemingly inconsequential behaviour consumes a large portion of the running time. Touching performances are sometimes lost as we attempt to grasp the context of the narrative, which only becomes apparent towards the finale, when the commentary becomes a little more forthright. Mature and weird.
Star Wars: The Force AwakensAnthony Macali
The dark First Order face The Resistance in the hunt for BB-8, a droid harbouring a map believed to detail the location of the missing Luke Skywalker.
"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" makes a triumphant return, but sadly this wistful event will only leave its fans rejoicing. A new generation of amiable characters are introduced, and familiar ones welcomed back, yet the story fails to take-off. Flashy action pieces and an overpowering sense of nostalgia struggle to hide the obvious dip at the halfway mark, as the film is forced to echo and salvage elements of its past to complete its mission. A billion-dollar franchise awakens.
A washed-up Chef decides to return to the kitchen, repairing his broken relationships of past.
"Burnt" combines all the common ingredients to feed a familiar story. But the audience's appetite is kept whet as the film goes deep inside the belly of the restaurant beast. The scenes set in the kitchen are hot and temperamental, with many chefs furiously cooking and plating food. The rapid editing grants the audience a genuine sense of the pace and stress of the job. While the character drama isn't so appealing, with its tired and predictable manner, it's enough to satisfy a film genre rarely explored. 3 (non-Michelin) stars.
The LobsterAnthony Macali
A man checks into a hotel and has 45 days to find a partner, or be transformed into an animal of his choosing.
The quirky premise of "The Lobster" certainly captures your attention, and for the first half at least, plays out with weirdly dark and terrific humour. The film is laden with allegory, especially in its almost cynical commentary on relationships and the brutal punishment for those who don't conform. Beautifully shot with a formidable supporting cast, it's a shame curiosity wavers towards the end of the story, as our apathy for the characters falters with the plot. The one that got away.
Black MassAnthony Macali
The true story of James "Whitey" Bulger, who became an FBI informant to rid the Mafia competition.
The portrayal of this notorious crime figure is absolutely chilling, and the performance alone warrants the existence of this film. However the simple way the narrative recreates the key moments of his life is less affecting. Time jumps, characters arrive and inevitably go, and it often feels disconnected. So while it doesn't offer any incisive insight into this Boston baddie, apart from the fact that he was a very violent and intimidating man, a gangster flick is always fascinating. Mass murder.
A re-enactment of the harrowing Everest mountain expeditions on May 10 1996.
"Everest" boasts a big name cast, but the indisputable star role is filled by the mountain itself. The remarkable cinematography shows it as lofty and imposing and all due glory is afforded to nature. Sadly human drama is one of the understated elements. The superficial view of the impassioned and zealous characters is problematic. There are too many people with too many untold back stories, and just too many unanswered questions. Apparently 'the bigger the better' does not always hold true. Ain't no mountain high enough?
The back story to the character Peter Pan; the tale of an orphan boy who embarks on an adventure to discover his history and magical powers.
The target audience will be spell-bound by the central little boy's colourful and daring adventures. In "Pan" the CGI and 3D are used to boisterous effect. There's plenty of derring-do as rip-roaring battles follow one after another. Unfortunately the technical effects don't quite cover for the lack of storyline. The plot is missing from action and it looks like the best parts of this tale have already been told. Pan-handled.
The VisitStefan Bugryn
Two young children visit their grandparents for the first time and realise something is very wrong.
The plot twist is no new thing to cinema, and when it’s executed correctly, it can make a film feel refreshing and new. The twist in "The Visit" is incredibly clever, and breathes fresh air to a somewhat boring script after the half way mark. For a large portion of the film, it feels like everything is on repeat. If it weren't for the natural and very engaging performances from the two very young leads, it could be considered quite unentertaining. Come for the visit, stay for the surprise.