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The Expendables 2Stefan Bugryn
The Expendables reunite for another mission that ends up being a personal vendetta for revenge.
Thank God they made "The Expendables 2" fun, because if it wasn't, it wouldn't have worked. On an artistic level, this film is as stale and unoriginal as a piece of toast; but on a fanboy level, it's as good as it gets, pure action-indulgence. The genre-heroes poke fun at themselves and each other, jamming countless references for fans young and old. They weave in and out of the formula that made them stars, having as much fun as the audience, and showing the world they haven't been expended just yet.
Total RecallAndrew O'Dea
A factory worker begins to suspect that he is a spy after having fake memories planted in his head.
"Total Recall" is an unimaginative, humourless insult to the original sci-fi classic it is based upon. A convoluted script that takes itself way too seriously is only compounded by a host of cheesy one-liners delivered by actors that have neither the charm nor charisma to pull them off. The CGI is excessive and poorly executed, although certain fanboys might be pleased by the 'extra titillation' on offer. The entire movie feels like one continuous chase scene, propelled by a storyline that is nothing more than lame political allegory. If only it was possible not to recall this disaster.
Hope SpringsAnne Murphy
A middle-aged couple attends an intense, week-long counselling session to repair their relationship.
The calibre of the acting brings authenticity to the predicament of a couple married so long that they're companions rather than woman and husband. Audiences will empathise with experiences of the central couple in their therapist's office. While noted as a comedy, "Hope Springs" is not played for laughs, although it is quite humourous. This is a film about the loss of romance/losing romance, then striving for what you want, and making love. Hope actually bounces right off the screen and into your heart.
The Bourne LegacyAnthony Macali
In the wake of the saga surrounding Jason Bourne, another participant of the program emerges, who tries to escape the higher powers attempting to shut him down.
Perhaps not in the same vein as its predecessors, "The Bourne Legacy" is good enough to stand on its own two feet. 'Number 5' is just as charismatic and dangerous, but the stakes are not high enough in this cat and mouse chase. He's just a man looking for his meds, and uses all his resourcefulness racing to the drawn-out action finale waiting for him at the end of the film. Born from the same mould, but not as reliable.
The SapphiresAnne Murphy
It's 1968, and four young, talented Australian indigenous women learn about love, friendship and war when they entertain the US troops in Vietnam.
Based on a true story, "The Sapphires" is funny and moving, but most of all it is entertaining, a tribute to the adventurous central singing group. The cast of this crowd pleaser is strong and sassy and rarely miss a beat. Political issues of the era are captured but this movie doesn’t become mired in the campaigning for change. There is sufficient daring and activism in what the women achieve in their own lives, and they sure can sing. A gem.
The CampaignAnthony Macali
The world of politician Cam Brady is shaken up with the introduction of a new candidate in district, who challenges his Congress position in an upcoming election.
"The Campaign" lacks any substance or agenda, except to make its supporters laugh. The plot is weak, and the topic is simply a platform for a handful of skits that happen to feature the same two politicians behaving badly for mild amusement. The stretches in-between the jokes are dull, and with nothing on the line, the debate warrants very little interest. Where's the hard-edged commentary or satire? This is a fight that won't sustain the full campaign.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire HunterStefan Bugryn
The prolific American President leads a double life as one of history's greatest vampire-hunters.
"Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" is basically an action movie for teenage boys. The bumbling script and rushed back-story means you don't really care for any of the characters or their motives. However, even though it starts off as a no-brains fang-banger, it actually becomes bizarrely interesting watching historical events woven with outrageous fiction. Don't be mistaken, this is mostly a pretty stupid film, but seeing an infamous American president slaying evil spirits against the backdrop of a historically famous era, only just saves it from sucking completely.
Magic MikeAnthony Macali
A male stripper teaches a younger performer how to party, pick up women, and make easy money.
Sex, drugs... and dollar bills, "Magic Mike" offers us a sneak peek into the not-so-glamorous, but surprisingly creative life of a male stripper. While the job requires a certain exquisite physique, there is an impressive amount of work involved in the highly choreographed dance numbers and imaginative use of costumes and props. Unfortunately the magic doesn't last forever, as Mike searches for more to his life, with ambitions of a real career and a romance that can't compete with the novelty of dry-humping on stage. There's more to Mike than meets the eye.
The Dark Knight RisesAndrew O'Dea
Eight years on, the Dark Knight resurfaces to protect a city that has branded him an enemy.
"The Dark Knight Rises" is testament to the fact that an epic blockbuster is capable of creating an action-packed, intelligent and rousing spectacle without the use of 3D or excessive CGI effects. Terrific performances from a superb cast are shadowed only by a booming, brooding score that serves as the film's spine, imposing the tension and gravity of every magnificent scene. This is a thrilling conclusion that soars rather than rises to the occasion, delivering a dramatically and emotionally satisfying finale to what is an unquestionably brilliant trilogy.
The Amazing Spider-ManAndrew O'Dea
Peter Parker finds a clue that might unlock why his parents disappeared when he was young.
The direction is assured in this fluid film that presents a fresh perspective of the legendary character. The brilliant blend of motion capture and CGI action sequences are used sparingly, giving weight to a storyline with substance enough to match the amazing manoeuvres of 'Spidey' when he's out doing what he does best. There are some awkward moments, but the charming young actors carry their roles with aplomb. Slick and entertaining without being brilliant, this is finally an instalment that crawls up, rather than down, the drainpipe… get bitten by the reboot.
As the result of a childhood wish, a teddy bear comes to life, though he's not what you might expect.
"Ted" is essentially your typical, crass buddy-movie with the adage of having a fantastically refreshing premise. There might be some inconsistencies in the script, but the broadly formulaic storyline is offset by moments of uproarious hilarity, and you'll find it hard not to lose your stuffing. The vulgarity is made all the funnier by the fact it emanates from something we all might've grown up with as children. There are a host of amusing cameos, but it's the foul-mouthed little bear that is the star of the show. Definitely worth a cuddle, just be prepared for the reach-around...
Katy Perry: Part of MeWendy Slevison
A documentary that chronicles Katy Perry's life on and off-stage, following her journey from childhood to one of the world's most popular female singers.
"Katy Perry - Part of Me" has lots of music and concert tour footage, which will certainly appeal to fans. Yet there are also many humorous and heart-rending insights into Katy the daughter, granddaughter, sister, friend and wife that add a very personal aspect to the documentary format. When the sudden trajectory of her career takes its toll on her personal life, Katy’s pain and anguish is palpable, and unpretentiously shared with her audience. Katy Perry is only part "Pop Princess".
The Three StoogesAnthony Macali
While trying to save their orphanage, Moe, Larry, and Curly inadvertently stumble into a murder plot.
"The Three Stooges" is one of those recycled ideas you really want to like, yet falls way short of the mark. The film has enlisted a fantastic cast, but as hard as it might try, fitting Moe, Larry and Curly into our modern world just doesn't feel right and simply isn't that funny. With its three act structure, the reality show spin-off is the most entertaining, but arrives far too late. The many scenes of childish toilet humour and various slapstick knocks will give the kids the most joy. A production lacking in wit.
Snow White and the HuntsmanAndrew O'Dea
The Huntsman is ordered by the Evil Queen to hunt down Snow White in the woods.
This dark take on the classic fairy-tale is driven by a medieval resonance. Splendid cinematography and production values transform the screen into an exquisite world, a dichotomy of bleakness and beauty. The action sequences are solid, and it's refreshing to see a heroine not playing the tiresome role of 'helpless damsel'. Unfortunately, the lead lacks the conviction to really deliver; but is thankfully redeemed by her counter-part, who skilfully elicits a distant sympathy for the tormented Evil Queen. Might not be the fairest of them all, but it's still safe to take a bite from this apple.
Determined to change her fate, Princess Merida defies an age-old custom sacred to her kingdom.
There's nothing really brave about "Brave". The Scottish highlands setting is small and far from the adventurous, playing home to a patchy story of borrowed ideas and lacking any of the spectacle promised in its title. The only war to be found is between a mother and a daughter, and while it may ring true, the moral outcome is lopsided and won't teach the kids any lessons. As per usual, the visuals are stunning and the voice-casting excellent, but we've come to expect a more from these cartoons, especially when engaging a younger audience. Where is the hero?